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- A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
- Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men.
- Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
- Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered "Macho".
- The hem of men's pants would go up or down depending on the economy.
- Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.
- Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey.
- Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
- Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.
- PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
- Men would come with papers showing their true identity, marital and employment status, if they live with their mother, and whether they have had their shots.
- Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
- Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
- "Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
- Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.
- Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
- Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before.
- Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
- Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".
- Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
- Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
- Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
- Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you, You're beautiful, Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby, etc.
- Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
- Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
- Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
- All toilet seats would be nailed down. (Yea!)
- Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
- TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.
- All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
- Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single.
- During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year old boys.(woo hoo heheh)
- Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.