10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9.   No, thanks. I'm just sniffing.
8.   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7.   Mom will love this!!!
6.   Oh, the size won't matter, she's inflatable.
5.   That's okay. You don't have to wrap it, I'll eat it here!
4.   Will you model this for me?
3.   Miracle what? This is better than world peace!
2.   45 bucks?! You're just going to end up naked anyway!

And the number one thing a man should never, ever under any circumstances say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

Oh, honey, you'll never get your fat ass into that!