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    Quotes From "There's Treasure Everywhere"
    by Bill Watterson (All quotes from Calvin, unless noted otherwise)

  1. Calvin: "I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
    Hobbes: "What's misunderstood about you?"
    Calvin: "Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
  2. Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.
  3. Calvin: "Made in God's own image, yes sir!"
    Hobbes: "God must have a goofy sense of humor."
  4. Calvin: "But I haven't finished my paper for school yet! I need more time!"
    Mom: "How much more do you have to do?"
    Calvin: "I just have to write it."
  5. Calvin: "Look at this! Some idiot dumped trash out here. (as they walk through the woods) People seem to forget that others of us have to live on this planet too. You know, I don't understand why humans evolved as such thoughtless, shortsighted creatures."
    Hobbes: "Well, it can't stay that way forever."
    Calvin: "You think we'll get smarter?"
    Hobbes: "That's one of the two possibilities."(pause)
    Calvin: "*Maybe* we'll stop polluting before it's too late."
    Hobbes: "We're all holding our breath."
  6. I thought I had a great idea. But it never really took off. In fact, it didn't even get on the runway. I guess you could say it exploded in the hanger.
  7. Calvin: "Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak."
    Hobbes: "Probably so we can think twice."

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