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Rejected State Mottos
  • ALABAMA: Literacy Ain't Everything
  • ARKANSAS: At Least We're not Oklahoma
  • CALIFORNIA: Se Habla Ingles
  • CONNECTICUT: New York City's other Suburb
  • FLORIDA: The Gunshine State
  • IDAHO: Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis
  • ILLINOIS: Gateway to Iowa
  • INDIANA: Home of Dan Quayle
  • KANSAS: Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
  • KENTUCKY: Tobacco is a Vegetable
  • MAINE: For Sale
  • MARYLAND: We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
  • MINNESOTA: Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds
  • MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
  • NEW JERSEY: The Garbage State
  • NEW MEXICO: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
  • NEW YORK: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
  • NORTH CAROLINA: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
  • OHIO: Don't Judge us by Cleveland
  • OREGON: Jerry Garcia was here!
  • PENNSYLVANIA: Cook with Coal
  • SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota
  • TENNESSEE: The Educashun State
  • TEXAS: Don't Mess with Texas -- We're Armed
  • UTAH: Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
  • VIRGINIA: We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!
  • WASHINGTON: Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp
  • WYOMING: Flat Is Where It's At

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