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Quotes On Life If you want to organize anything, assume everybody is absolutely stupid. And assume yourself that you're stupid. - Bayard Austin It's not what you eat, but what's eating you. If you go out to fight for the truth, never wear your best pants. - An Enemy of the People Society is like stew. If you don't keep stirring it up, you get a thick layer of scum on top. - Edward Abbey The citizen just obeys the law, while the good person ask first if the law is just. - Aristotle's distinction between a citizen and a good person. They're so good at making soldiers, but they're not as good at making men. If you ask the wrong questions, you will always get the wrong answers. A clever person solves a problem, a wise person avoids it. In complete darkness, we are all the same. It is only our knowledge that separates us. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Am I so sane that it blows your mind? - Kramer, from Seinfeld If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I have the guts to betray my country. It's not for mortals like us to tamper with nature. - Batman Just because we're not immortal doesn't mean we're not eternal. - Ashleigh Brilliant Celibacy is not heriditary. - Murphy's Law Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Sandra Carey Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe. - Orben's Current Comedy People are like stained glass windows. They glow and sparkle when it's sunny and bright; but when the sun goes down, their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within. Character is what you know you are, not what others think you are. - Marvin Collins and Civia Tamark I'm glad I did it. Partly because it was well worth it, but chiefly because I shall never ever have to do it again. - Mark Twain If you have a choice between real evil and hypthetical evil, always take the hypothetical one. Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis. If you cheat on a diet, you gain in the end. A bird in hand is messy. I hope you're on top of your days rather than your days being on top of you. Traveling isn't a reward of working. It's homework for living. When everyone is thinking alike, no one is thinking very much. May I have some consecrated lye? You mean concentrated lye. It does nutmeg any difference. That's what I camphor. What does it sulfur? Thirty-five scents. I never cinnamon with so much wit. Oh, ammonia novice. Thank you. That's the condiment. I tremble for my species when I reflect that God is just. - Thomas Jefferson Mercy is not weak; it's the expression of ultimate strength. - Jill Smith Now back to my quotes page.