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You Know You're Addicted To The Net When... Tech Support calls YOU for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". Your friends sign on to find you because they know if they call the phone will ring and ring (or the line is busy). Three words...carpal tunnel synndrome You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's You go into labour and you stop to type a special email letting everyone know you are going to be away You have a vanity car tag with your nick on it You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing You just HAVE to check your mail one last time before you go to bed, even though you were on only five minutes ago You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are on-line again You know more about your net friends' daily routines than you do your own spouse's You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and, when they complain that your phone was busy, you claim it was off the hook You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth *all night on-line*) Your kids are standing at your side saying "mommy please come cook dinner" and you would rather type another "LOL" You marry your cyberboyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time Your dog leaves you You have to ask what year it is You write a letter like this..."dear tim, hiyas! how r u doin well i gotta go bbl!" You name your pets after people you talk to You smile sideways You have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people you have met are You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the puter You go through withdrawal if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special person" to come home from work You don't know where the time has gone You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead You spell things outloud instead of actually saying the word You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo When you enter an IRC channel and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno, and lemme Your voicemail/answering maching message is BRB You type faster than you think You got your psychiatrist addicted to the net You want to be buried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa You actually enjoy the fact that you're addicted You can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your tv-screen at the end of a movie You dream in text Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult You double click your tv remote You can now type over 70 wpm You are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say "BRB" You check your email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to "check your mail" and, while you were there, you "just wanted to see who's on" Now back to my quotes page.